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lindsaychrist:

omfg this girl my friend was talking to was bragging that she had a 4.0 and i was like “you go to fucking art school…”

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bootyscientist:

nice boobs and nice ass isn’t a requirement from my girl. like i ain’t gon turn down a shawty wit a perfect personality and a beautiful face cause she don’t got no body. body is icing on the cake but pound cake ain’t got no icing and i fuck wit that heavy. 

(via faiththegreatt)


guy:

blow me a kiss more like blow me am i right or am i right


superiorrrr:

I wish I was with you right now

(via flaming-lesbian)



jaaaaaaawn:

methdragon:

be there or 

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That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed

(via guy)


circumcisions:

loudmouthed:

i wanna hav s*x

sax? ha ha right on

hit it bill 

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(via guy)



alicesevidence:

Being refered to as “my girl” makes me melt.

(via flaming-lesbian)


(via guy)



f-l-u-t-u-r-i:

you-shall-not-pass-motherfuckers:

amagicfarbeyond:

everdeens:

you know when you get out of the cinema and you feel high and drunk or is it just me

SOMETIMES I JUST FEEL LIKE A CAN DO ANYTHING AND JUST SO BADASS BUT THEN I JUST SIT IN THE CAR AND QUIETLY GO HOME BUT IN MY HEAD I’M TAKING OVER THE WORLD

ME TOO

SOMEONE HAS FINALLY SAID IT

(via guy)


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